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Jan. 15th, 2004 01:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
evilfrodoHmm. After viewing this "Return of the King", I have two things to say.
1) To the so-called Frodo in Shelob's lair. "What is this? It's sticky!" you said. I would have thought that you knew, but I suppose I must enlighten you. There comes a time in a young orc's life when he gets certain urges. According to Shelob, these young orcs get sent to her abode to deal with these urges.
2) That whole thing with Shelob did not happen that way. Shelob is a fantastic host. I do not believe she would "jab me with her stinger". Far from it. That day, I wandered in a little lost, Shelob comes along comments how handsome my beard looks and asks if I would join her for tea. Well. Not for tea as in me being eaten, but the usual cup of tea with scones and jam. Hmm.
And that Smeagol! TAKING MY RING! Indeed, it was my ring, is my ring and shall be MY RING for all time.
::frowns::
1) To the so-called Frodo in Shelob's lair. "What is this? It's sticky!" you said. I would have thought that you knew, but I suppose I must enlighten you. There comes a time in a young orc's life when he gets certain urges. According to Shelob, these young orcs get sent to her abode to deal with these urges.
2) That whole thing with Shelob did not happen that way. Shelob is a fantastic host. I do not believe she would "jab me with her stinger". Far from it. That day, I wandered in a little lost, Shelob comes along comments how handsome my beard looks and asks if I would join her for tea. Well. Not for tea as in me being eaten, but the usual cup of tea with scones and jam. Hmm.
And that Smeagol! TAKING MY RING! Indeed, it was my ring, is my ring and shall be MY RING for all time.
::frowns::
