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[evilfrodo]

I was looking in the mirror earlier and thinking.


I was thinking that my beard looks very rugged and hobbity. And so very very pretty.


::gazes into mirror::

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Re: So...

[evilfrodo.livejournal.com]

...

Kick the baby.

::takes aim::

Wait a minute!

[eyeball-baggins.livejournal.com]

*turns into a pulsating ball of flaming debris-like-structure with just one eye and... puts on some glasses that actually fit for some Eru-forsaken reason*

...

You wouldn't hit a fiery eyeball with glasses on, would you?

Re: Wait a minute!

[evilfrodo.livejournal.com]

::considers::

Hmm. I might injure myself.

::picks up water pistol::

::fires::