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[evilfrodo]

I feel most peculiar. It must be that new face mask I used. Hmm. Perhaps I will not be visiting that crazy baking Galadriel and asking her for beauty tips. She kept grinning and offering me placenta.

::gazes into mirror::
I *am* very pretty though.

*sigh* Do I eat second breakfast and spoil my stunning figure? I did eat a piece of lettuce for first breakfast...

I think some rice cakes are in order.

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Of course I'm cute. Look at my eyes. They are big pools of beauty trapped in an endless expanse of perfect skin, finished perfectly with a fine arrangement of perfect facial hair.

How could I not be cute?